Monster Energy Outbreak Tour Presents: Post Malone , Jazz Cartier and Larry June
While some were spending their evening getting ready for their third Halloween night out, I was making my way to the city for an exiting event filled with bruises and mosh pit madness. This wasn't my first rodeo so I knew what is to be expected however this time, I have some tips to share with you guys for any genre of people filled concerts.
1) Braid your hair. This will prevent major hair loss as you are stuck between many sweaty human bodies that as a result made my hair a rats nest. Literally qualifying as a potential living habitat.
2) Wear a vest with spikes on the back: Hate people pushing you forward? Complain no more. By wearing a spiked vest, the humans pushing you will be the ones complaining.
3) Bring a floatie: The circle ones you can find at the dollar store. Why? This will forcefully create personal space as attempted intruders will be bounced off. It's also super light and if you buy the children ones they will fit around your waist perfectly.